Today at school during snack time I spilled milk on my teacher and let me tell you something she got ticked of at me and threw a brick at my head. There is someone in my class named Al and he tries to get all of the attention and today he said he had a tattoo on his butt and mooned us, and sure enough there was letters that spelled P A N C A K E S on his butt! In P.E class I was messing around and the teacher also threw a brick at my head.
(not true)